You’d think the Onion wrote it
Teen Killed Dad For Banning MySpace
From the article. . .
A teenager who confessed to killing his father last month told police he hated his dad for taking away his Internet access, according to a police report released Wednesday.
Hughstan Schlicker, 15, called 911 on Feb. 6 and told the dispatcher he had just shot his father in the head with a 12-gauge shotgun.
“I hate my dad, couldn’t take it anymore,” he said, according to the report.
Schlicker expressed remorse during a police interview, telling detectives “I wish I didn’t do this,” and “I miss Dad.”
Schlicker was charged with first-degree murder and will be tried as an adult.
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