Thank You Governor Schwarzenegger
Office of the Governor
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814
e-mail: governor@governor.ca.gov
Dearest Governor Schwarzenegger:
May I call you Governor Schwarzenegger?
As you are well aware, I am attending Truck Driving school. I say as you are well aware since it is happening in your state of “Cally For Nya” (wink, wink), and not much happens in California without you knowing about it, right?
I heard a story about you I wanted to check. Since we have become acquainted with each other in the whole Workforce-truck driving school affair, I feel it might be appropriate to approach you with a story I heard about you. Feel free to answer at your leisure. Here is the story I heard about you:
Down in Los Angeles there is a golf course which faces an old folk’s home. Some of these old folks are war veterans who have trouble with their bathroom functions, and so they wear colostomy bags. Some of them folks don’t stand on ceremony, and they just urinate where they sit.
One day these old folks were facing the golf course, and one of my cousins was getting ready to tee off on the first hole. I understand you drive a Hummer, Governor Schwarzenegger? Well, my cousin said that you drove up and parked your hummer.
Then you got out with a bucket of golf balls and a golf club. My cousin was happy to see you. Most everyone I know yells loudly when they hear your name. My cousin said he was amazed to see you dump your bucket of golf balls on the first tee and begin hitting the balls like you were on a driving range.
WHACK!
Whack
whack
Governor Schwarzenegger was hitting balls all over the course. Then you simply picked up your bucket, got into your hummer and drove away.
I love this story, Sir. It so demonstrates what may be achieved when you really put your mind to it.
Again, I realize that this is an election year, and that an immediate reply may be impossible. But I shall await your response.
As always, do give my very best to that strong woman, your wife, the woman who stands behind the successful man, that would be you, Governor Schwarzenegger.
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Okay,
Father Luke
E-Mailed to Governor Schwarzenegger
Sunday, October 8th, 2006
