So, why?
Why the fuck would I have a MySpace Page?
I do. It’s over there, on the sidebar, and linked up top, as:
Those who matter.
But. . . Why? WHY a MySpace Page?
Well, if you’ve ever been there, and clicked any of the pictures,
you would have noticed that none of the fuckers listed on it are on MySpace.
Dr Zen with a MySpace Page? Maybe, but I doubt it. But he’s on there, isn’t he?
Or click my Girlfriend’s picture, Kim. The first one on the top.
Tell me that’s a MySpace page. I dare you.
I fucked MySpace in the ass hard.
If anyone deserves that kind of attention, MySpace does.
And that, dear Children, is why.
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