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Have You Been Double Crossed Today?

six of one, twelve dozen of another

I was driving Truck across America. I was at a truck stop one day, and
filling up my tanks. A cattle truck was next to me. As I stood holding the
nozzle, listening to the diesel fill the tanks, I stared at the cattle truck
without thinking.

Hey, man, a cow said to me.
Huh?
Hey - M A N ?
Can you get us out of here?

Of course it’s a crazy day dream.

The cattle truck smelled of shit, and death.

I thought about that. I’d seen cows playing, and sleeping all across America,
and now I was watching them being carted off to slaughter.

I gave up meat on the spot.

Then one night I was driving alone on a long stretch of unlit road. A truck
pulled up next to me with thousands of chickens in cages.

Hey man, the chickens were saying. Can you get us out of here?

Then another truck pulled up alongside of me. There were thousands more
chickens.

Any delusions I’d been harboring that eating chicken was vegetarian was
pretty much shot to hell. I’ve been animal free since then.

On the down side, Hitler was a vegetarian. So what the fuck, you know?

- -
Okay,
Father Luke

Filed under: eat me — Written by Father Luke at 7:00 am on Thursday, August 30th, 2007

3 Comments »

melanie goes like this...

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

i tried to be a vegetarian. But that didn’t work for me. I love the fishes and the meat. I hope some day to not come back as an animal. I was a bird in the last life, and a man before that. so… chances are its mermaid-ville next life time. :wink:

thanks for always thinking there father.

Arleen goes like this...

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Welcome to the club. I gave up meat November 1, 2006.

Father Luke goes like this:

I still eat pussy.
- -
Okay,
Father Luke

Not Lax goes like this...

Friday, August 31st, 2007

rooster

rooster

rooster

.

rooster

with your

head cut

off:

.

what

are you

thinking

now,

.

you rooster,

what are you

thinking now

of the bloody

morning?

— Robert Lax

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