Q.) Who are your favorite Authors?
A.) Harvey Pekar, Jenifer Wills, Charles Bukowski, justin.barrett, Jim Thompson, Ernest Hemingway, Jennifer Lauck, Dr. Zen, Joe R. Lansdale, William Taylor Jr, and Anne Herbert. No particular order.

Q.) Who are your influences?
A.) In no particular order, Harvey Pekar, Charles Bukowski, Fravia, Dr. Zen, Anne Herbert. Google these people.

Q.) Are you really homeless?
A.) Not any more. If you want to be homeless, I’ll teach you. Drop me an e-mail.

Q.) Are you really a Priest?
A.) I was, yup. That means I will be forever: Psalm 110

Q.) Father Luke, do you date?
A.) No. I’m in love. She and I are happy. But thanks for the compliment.

Q.) I want to kill you. How do you want to die?
A.) Many have tried, but I’m going to live forever here on Earth in my physical body. Care to join me? It’ll be fun. Smile.

Q.) Anything else?
A.) Sure.