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“Fine. We’ve had it.”

Wednesday, September 18th, 2007
Port Russel, Wisconsin, U.S.A.

Exactly one week after the sixth Anniversary of the World Trade Center Attack, a rag-tag group of American Veterans made a caustic display of Patriotism.

Jebidiah Longness, Humphry Simmons, and Carl Jenkins Burn Flags

“We’ve had it,” the Spokesman, Warren Hargraves, read from a printed release. “You want it to be one world, one people, and let our women get raped, and forfeit your jobs to a bunch of fucking Mexicans and Diaper Heads. Then fine. Fine. We’ve had it. Protect your own fucking Country.”

And with that, began burning American Flags they had stolen from all over town.

School children cried as Veterans of Foreign Wars burned stolen American Flags.

“You people don’t seem to realize,” one Man said. “We fought to save these colors. We have every right to burn them just for fucking spite.”

Burned American Flag: Stolen by Veterans of Foreign Wars

Police were dispatched to the scene. No arrests were made, but several wives flatly refused to fix any dinner.

“Fix it your own God Damned self,” Henrieta Sebring told her husband. “Or steal dinner from the grade school where you stole the flag, you ignorant, old fool.”

Filed under: What next - as reported by Father Luke — Written by Father Luke at 10:33 pm on Wednesday, September 19th, 2007