F a t h e r L u k e ’s dot Blawg

I’m forty seven years old.
I’ve never bought a refrigerator in my life.

I had a refrigerator once, a couple of years ago. It’s
still in Arizona for all I know.
I’m forty seven years old.
I’ve never bought a refrigerator in my life.

I had a refrigerator once, a couple of years ago. It’s
still in Arizona for all I know.

For all I know my rug is still in Arizona, and my
computer monitors, and my heating blanket, and my pillows, and…

I got a refrigerator today. It’s as tall as I am up to my chin.
It’s across the room from me. It’s white, cold, and quieter
than a whore waiting to be paid.

I’m staring it down.

I bought some milk today, just to be able to refrigerate it, and
then throw it out when it gets too sour to drink.

Really, I can hardly wait.