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1. What’s worse? Liars or cheaters?
Being dead
2. Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Sleep.
3. Can men and women be “Just Friends”?
Why?
4. How do you feel about dating Co-Workers?
Only if it’s the boss, so I can sue the fucker later.
5. All expenses paid vacation to anywhere… where?
My Childhood
6. What was your last meal?
Shit sandwich. Real big bite. Hungry?
7. What are you listening to right now?
Currently found over yonder. You’ll see it.
8. What kind of car do you drive?
Work Boots. I walk. Cool, haw?
9. If you could be with any of your ex boyfriends/girlfriends again, would you?
Sure. Let me get my gun, I’ll be right with you.
10. Would you rather have 1 great friend or 5 pals?
Free porn
11. If someone called you a bitch would you be offended?
Cunt.
12. Are you okay with your boyfriend/girlfriend being friends with an ex?
Sure. Let me get my gun, I’ll be right with you.
13. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Lift your dress, and bed over that sofa, bitch.
14. Favorite sport?
Masturbation
15. Do you like diet soda?
Fuck no. That shit’s poison. You shouldn’t drink it neither, motherfucker.
16. Do you squeeze toothpaste from the bottom or the middle?
What the fuck’s toothpaste?
17. How do you feel about tanning booths?
I only watch
18. Friends with benefits?
Fuck’s that s’podda mean?
19. Do you believe in angels?
Hell’s Angels? Shit. Them motherfuckers are some bad ass dudes.
20. Would you rather take pictures or be in pictures?
Masturbate to pictures.
22. Ever kissed a random person and then walked away?
Yeah. Licked her cooze, too.
23. Last concert you attended?
Too fucking stoned to remember.
24. What color looks best on you?
I’m not prejudiced, any fucking color on me is fine.
25. If you could play any sport professionally what would it be?
I always had a leaning towards fucking.
26. Who was your childhood crush?
The boy next door?
27. Are you a jealous person?
Sure. Let me get my gun, I’ll be right with you.
28. Who is your role model?
The physical universe.
29. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Too fucking drunk to remember.
30. Who has the sexiest accents?
Women.
31. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Selling guns in Europe.
32. Favorite song?
Currently found over yonder. You’ll see it.
33. Where is your phone?
It’s black. I’m in a dark room. You do the math.
34. What’s your occupation?
I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill ya’. Sorry.
35. What is your astrological sign?
November 7th. I’m asparagus.
36. Are you a beach, country or city person?
Bitch person. Fact, that’s where I live - the Bitch.
37. Current CD playing in your car?
I walk. Remember?
38. Are you better with maps or step-by-step directions?
I need fucking Google Maps just to get out of my fucking chair.
39. If you could own a non-traditional pet which would it be?
A Vagina
40. Favorite movie as a child?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
41. Where do you spend most of your money?
The Courts
42. Are you currently working at a job that you hate?
I’m a writer. It doesn’t pay. What do you mean “Hate”?
43. Have you ever been so heart broken that you called in sick to school?
Yeah. But the teacher was fired for fucking me, so it didn’t matter that I skipped school.
44. Do you take any medication?
Dandruf Shampoo
45. Can you change a car tire?
While it’s moving. Yes.
46. Favorite season?
Discontent
47. Favorite candle scent?
Home made bread
48. Would you consider yourself adventurous?
No. Very ’stay-at-home’ (heh, heh)
49. What is your favorite song & why did you choose it?
Currently found over yonder. You’ll see it.
50. Who was the last person that told you they loved you?
My Priest. Had to stab the fucker. Oh, well.
51. Did you say it back?
Uh…
52. Would you sing Karaoke in front of co-workers?
Naked.
53. Can you shoot pool?
Five dollars on it? You break.
55. Can you drive a stick?
Sheeeeeet.
56. When you marry will you wear white?
I’ve done fucked so many times, if I wore white the whole mother-fucking town would chase me down the street.
57. Have you ever sat and hoped for a phone call?
Oh, man.
58. Ever skip school and spend the day at the beach?
No comment. But I swear it wasn’t me.
59. Favorite TV show?
Anything with lots of bondage.
60. Last piercing you got?
Nipples. I was gonn’a pierce my belly button, but I figured I’d look too much like a smiley face, so I said fuck it.
61. Favorite flower?
Her name is Irene.
62. What are you looking forward to the most?
I got no plans. Best way, I’ve found.
63. What did you do today?
Sheeeeet. What didn’t I do?
64. What’s your favorite color?
Invisible
65. Finally, plans for tomorrow?
Sheeeeet. baby, don you know? Tomorrow never comes.
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Okay,
Father Luke
