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Father Luke

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In 2010 I have been awarded $100 in food stamps, something called an EBT card,
which is used like a credit card, worth up to, in my case, $100.

So, this year I am looking at this kind of income:

$100 - Food Stamps
  x12 - Months in the year
_____
$1,200

PLUS

I get paid $900 by the State of Oregon to take care of children

$900 - Monthly pay
  x12 - Months in the year
_____
$10,800

So...

$10,800
+$1,200
_______
$12,000 - Projected income for 2010


Since I get paid directly from the State, I have to pay my own taxes, etc.
I talked to a tax guy, and he advised taking out about a hundred fifty each check...

     12     - Months in the year
-$150     - Recommended taxes for each month
_______
$1,800   


SO...

$12,000 - Projected earned income for 2010
- $1,800 - Projected taxes               for 2010
____________
$10,2000- Projected total income    for 2010

Father Luke

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Oh? And...
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2010, 01:16:55 PM »
By the way? I had some clown come here and toot about how I must be making money, by the hand fulls, now that I have a subscription site, and I have so many subscribers. Each of the subscribers I currently have, and this is being written June 19th, 2010, are gifted. That is to say I have given gifts to each of the subscribers you currently see. Including the clown -- the one laughing about how much money I was making.

Just because I'm guarding the people who have invested in me, doesn't mean I am currently making any money. It just means I have protected the people who have money invested in me. None of whom currently give a shit about reading my stuff. I know this because they haven't been here.

Including the clown.

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Okay,
Father Luke
Still alive, in Portland Oregon

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Re: Today, Father, is Father's day, and we're giving you a tie...
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2010, 10:28:55 PM »
The best things in life are free.

Phin

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Re: Today, Father, is Father's day, and we're giving you a tie...
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2010, 11:41:58 PM »
The best things in life are free.

Phin

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