In a surprise move, the Republicans have dumped
John McCain and nominated Joe The Plumber as
Presidential Nominee.
“Fuck that guy, “John McCain has been quoted as saying.
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Today, Santa Claus Lobbied Washington for
700 billion in aid.
“We need some new clothes, also. How about
throwing in an additional 150, 000?”
Santa’s Lobbyists shouted in front of the White House.
The President is expected to sign legislation
granting the proposed Bail-Out.
“It’s Santa, fuck sake,” said The President. “Doesn’t
that mean anything ?”
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Today, The Church petitioned The White House for
700 billion dollars.
“And we would like an additional 150,000 dollars
for clothes.”
The Senate and House are expected to pass the
measure stating:
“We have to. Otherwise we are going to see our
Religions fail. This is one nation under God. If we have
no God, we are fucked.”
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“The Republican National Committee has spent
more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize
vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her
family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.”
- from a recent news article
$150,000 is how much I have earned in thirty three years,
and it has just been spent in less than three months on clothes.
Look. I know the world is fucked.
I just want to know who is doing the fucking.
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Wednesday, October 25th, 2008
Port Russel, Wisconsin, U.S.A.
- as reported by Father Luke
With less than two weeks to go until the Presidential Election,
a rag-tag group of American Veterans made a caustic display of Patriotism.
Jebidiah Longness, Humphry Simmons, and Carl Jenkins Burn Flags
“We’ve had it,” the Spokesman, Warren Hargraves, read from a printed release. “You want it to be one world, one people, and let our women get raped, and forfeit your jobs to a bunch of fucking Mexicans and Diaper Heads. Then fine. Fine. We’ve had it. Protect your own fucking Country.”
And with that, they began burning the American Flags they had stolen from all over town.
School children cried as Veterans of Foreign Wars burned stolen American Flags.
“You people don’t seem to realize,” one Man said. “We fought to save these colors. We have every right to burn them just for fucking spite.”
Burned American Flag: Stolen by Veterans of Foreign Wars
Police were dispatched to the scene. No arrests were made, but several wives flatly refused to fix any dinner.
“Fix it your own God Damned self,” Henrieta Sebring told her husband. “Or steal dinner from the grade school where you stole the flag, you ignorant, old fool.”
Some where along the line I became a writer, and the cool part about that is that I get to associate with other writers.
There are many fine writers today, writing well.
There’s also a lot of crap being thrown against the wall.
Among the glass shards littering the sidewalks of the information super highway, there are diamonds. Diamonds. They are there for those willing to pick through it all.
Recently, Gloom Cupboard had a contest. Among the entrants, one was chosen to have a book published. Gloom Cupboard picked through the broken glass littering the information super highway, and found the diamonds for us.
Jenifer Wills is a young woman with quite a history of writing credits behind her. It’s cliche to say that over night success comes after many years of hard work. Jenifer has done the work. She is now coming into her own.
It’s with pride that I present her to you, and I hope that you may find an opportunity to buy her work. I believe you will be satisfied, as I am, reading work that stays with you long after you have finished.
Go find Jenifer Wills like I have, and you will fall in love with her.
Skidding through the mud incognito
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Father Luke
The Rev. Jesse Jackson is still doing well in his position as greeter at Walmart
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Father Luke
I’ve been thinking that there may be another solution to Wall Street’s problems. . .
Costs what? Three dollars?
Less than a gallon of gas.
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Father Luke
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