Dear Father Luke,

I hope your day in court was fun.
I know that having your credit card stolen is not a cake walk. But it will work out for you. You know, these things always do, don’t they?

Dear Friend:

They never even showed up to court. The Cunts.
I mean, I get out of bed early. I walk to the court house. I strip down, and bend over in the security to get =into= the court room. Then I get lost…

(have I ever told you about my sense of directions?
Here “http://fatherluke.com/directions” and here “http://fatherluke.com/welcome-to-lovely-new-mexico“)

I get lost in the court house. Even the bailiffs can’t help me. It seems as if the department I am =supposed= to be in, printed in black ink on white paper, has been vacant for nearly 12 years.

The bailiffs direct me to the clerk’s office to check for sure.

I hustle out the exit, and across the way.

I stand in line.
Wait.

Then I’m told to go back into the court house and look for a completely different department.

I hustle back across the way.

Strip, and bend over once again.
Get into the department.

My name is called after a brief spell.
They are not there. My date is reset for July when my Lawyer will be out of town.

So.
Yes. Actually I did have fun. But I have a weird sense of fun.

Hope you are well.

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Okay,
Father Luke

Rent:
541.00

Phone:
5.00

Internet:
32.00
________
578.00 – Monthly expenses

578.00 – per month
X 12 months
____
6,936 – Yearly expenses

578 (monthly expenses )÷ 4 (weeks in a month)
= 144.5 – weekly expenses.

Working a 37 hour work week . . .

144.5 (weekly expenses) ÷ 37 (hours working each week) = 3.90 hour

Total Expenses:

144.50 per week
578.00 per month
6,936 per year

I need to make 3.90 per hour working a 37 hour week to survive.

So.
There it is.

Your money or your life?
As Joe Dominguez says: I’ll take both.

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Okay,

Everyone hates my taste in music.
Here is another reason why. . .

The Avett Brothers – Talk On Indolence

heh.

You bet your fuckin balls I’m seeing them live

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Okay,

Teen Killed Dad For Banning MySpace

From the article. . .

A teenager who confessed to killing his father last month told police he hated his dad for taking away his Internet access, according to a police report released Wednesday.

Hughstan Schlicker, 15, called 911 on Feb. 6 and told the dispatcher he had just shot his father in the head with a 12-gauge shotgun.

“I hate my dad, couldn’t take it anymore,” he said, according to the report.

Schlicker expressed remorse during a police interview, telling detectives “I wish I didn’t do this,” and “I miss Dad.”

Schlicker was charged with first-degree murder and will be tried as an adult.

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Okay,

I don’t talk about politics. I’ve explained why.

I also don’t talk about Religion.

PART 1 in a TWO PART SERIES

PART 2 in a TWO PART SERIES

Here is why I don’t talk about Religion:

People lie. All the time. They do it because they like to. There is no other reason.

People want to be lied to. People believe lies because they like believing lies. There is no other reason.

I write fiction. I do it all the time. I write because I like to. There is no other reason.

People either hate, love, believe, or disbelieve my fiction because they want to. There is no other reason.

When I’m telling the truth, you will know.

Am I telling the truth ?

Happy April Fools Day. . .

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Okay,